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عبــ أبوذراع ــدالله
11-15-2009, 12:58 AM
المريض :
ياترى يادكتور أنا ممكن أعيش لحد ما يبقى عندي 100 سنة؟







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الطبيب :
أنت بتدخن أو بتشرب أو بتتعاطى؟





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المريض :
لأ أبداً، عمري ما دقت سيجارة أو كأس ولا حتى شديت نفس من شيشة







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الطبيب :
بتلعب قمار؟





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المريض :
لأ، ولا حتى كوتشينة ولا دومينو ولا شطرنج






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الطبيب :
بتسهر قدام التلفزيون أو الفيديو أو الدش؟













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المريض :
ولا بأفتحهم من أساسه





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الطبيب :
ولا بتسهر على القهوة؟





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المريض :
ولا عمري عتبتها برجلي









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الطبيب :
بترهق صحتك ونظرك بالقراءة كتير؟







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المريض :
بالعكس، أنا أطيق العمى ولا أطيقش الكتب





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الطبيب :
طيب بتقعد كتير قدام الكمبيوتر أو الأنترنت؟











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المريض :
لا كمبيوتر، ولا أنترنت !!!









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الطبيب :
طيب بتسافر على طرق خطر أو بتسوق كتير؟






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المريض :
أنا لا عندي عربية ولا بأسافر من أصله؟





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الطبيب :
طيب بتلعب أي رياضة عنيفة أو مرهقة؟





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المريض :
ولا عمري عتبت نادي، وما لعبتش حاجة من أيام ثانوي





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الطبيب :
بتحب ؟










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المريض :
لا بحب البنات ، ولا بيحبوني !





















































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الطبيب :
أمال عايز مية سنه تهبب فيها إييييييييه

ماجد سليمان البلوي
11-15-2009, 07:07 PM
فعلآ عايز ميت سنه بتهبب فيها ايه ..اشكرك اخي عبدالله ولك تحياتي ..

عبــ أبوذراع ــدالله
11-19-2009, 12:02 AM
فعلآ عايز ميت سنه بتهبب فيها ايه ..اشكرك اخي عبدالله ولك تحياتي ..

مشكووووووووووور يا ماجد على مرورك المعتاد

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